Nominate A Man For Panto! Glamorous Older Woman Seeks Hot Blooded Male For Whirlwind Romance!
Glamorous Older Woman Seeks Hot Blooded Male for Whirlwind Romance.
Peking’s reigning ‘Queen of The Washing Machine’, Widow Twankey, is appealing for brave men from across Coventry and Warwickshire to join her on stage this Christmas in Aladdin, running on the Belgrade Main Stage from 26 Nov 2014 – 10 Jan 2015.
The Belgrade’s very own ‘Susan Boyle of Boiling’ is on the prowl for courageous men to join her and her son Wishee Washee on stage for a spot of light-hearted laundry duty! With the old boiler on the blink and Twankey’s knickers in a serious twist, can you help nominate a man to deliver the royal smalls in time the festive season?
Twankey can be quite particular when it comes to her men, so she requests that all nominees be over 18 years old with a full bill of health. More importantly, they need to be Dame, sorry, game for a laugh and willing to get up on stage during the performance.
Widow Twankey said “As a glamorous older lady, I’m no stranger to a whirlwind romance…or a quick spin for that matter. I’m not looking for anything too serious so if you know a man with a good sense of humour and a strong stomach who’s game for some hanky panky with Twankey, do your bit by nominating your boyfriend, husband, dad, workmate or boss to come up on stage and get sloshed this Christmas. He’ll need to be a good sport though as things are guaranteed to get messy!”
If you know of any unsuspecting men that are coming to see the show who would be brave enough to let Widow Twankey handle their delicates, please nominate them by emailing the name of the person you would like to put forward, along with the time and date of the performance he will be attending to Steve Cressy at firstname.lastname@example.org.
Please include ‘Panto Nomination’ in the subject line of your email. The person nominated must be sitting downstairs in the stalls so if possible, please provide the seat number or row he will be sat in.
You can also submit your nomination by post. Title your letter ‘Panto Nomination’ and mark it for the attention of Steve Cressy, Company Stage Manager – then either send it to *The Belgrade Theatre, Belgrade Square, Coventry CV1 1GS, or hand it in at box office.
The (un)lucky man won’t know a thing about it until Widow Twankey comes to find him during the show so this is the perfect opportunity to play a joke on a boss, wind-up your dad or simply get revenge on a friend!